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Ladies and gents of Philly, Racked National poses a very serious question: Would You Rather: L.L. Bean or Urban Outfitters Boyfriend? Pro for the Urban Outfitters boyfriend: He's in really good shape from riding his fixed gear. Con: That's 'cause he never got his license. Pro for the LL Bean boyfriend: Has a lakeside cabin in New Hampshire. Con: Doesn't have a TV. Who gets your vote? [Racked National]